the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
when you’re talking to a Cool Person but you don’t know how to continue the conversation
im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
it’s better than craving for her to love me back
i dont know what to say im sorry
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
im gettin worried bout dennys man..
they’re hittin the hard shit i think
i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came
Finish the sentence: Do me
a favor and do me
and fucking do me
and then after that you’re going to fucking do me
i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
money well spent
Did you mean: clubs deuce?
who the fuck is that