pls promo me i lost 20 followers for making fun of benedict cucumberbatch :(
+ [30-12-13] - Self-portrait | Kaleidoscope-Blue — taken in my home in Nigeria.
Note: one of my favourite Self-portraits to-date. I find the stories behind my self-portraits are often far more enjoyable than the portrait itself. Aside from the fact that I’m serving you guys 90s-soft-grunge-realness. HA!
In this particular shot, I am looking at my mum! She caught her “little princess” (don’t you dare laugh) in the kitchen at 7 AM taking photos. She was up, doing laundry and walked by the kitchen and caught me in the act. After a while, she dropped the basket she had in-hand, stood by the doorway with arms folded and watched in admiration. (Probably ‘cause the dress I’m wearing was hers back in the 90’s and I snagged it from her wardrobe. (((:)
I tried to maintain a straight face, but her glare was so intense, I broke. I looked over to her and I just melted.
I don’t think these words do justice to what was encapsulated in that moment, and how significant it is to me.
History’s actual Vikings would have scoffed at Chris Hemsworth for looking like a Nordic hobo who spent a night in a dumpster.
#5. Real Vikings Were a Bunch of Fussy Dandies
It turns out, the only thing Vikings loved more than a fine day pillaging and slaughtering was the sort of personal grooming most of us modern people wouldn’t dream of bothering with. Seriously, they were way, way into that shit: Pretty much every non-slave member of Viking society wore absurdly complex hair and beard styles they freely peacocked with to display their status in the community. Most owned elaborate grooming kits that included tweezers, razors, tiny scissors, and, presumably, the new album of that bone-horn player you’ve probably never heard about.
OH MY GOD
…I’m not touching that pizza…
perfect gif usage
The real question is why is it still in there after she’s asleep
Like who sleeps with vegetables in their vaginas
Is this a new trendy thing
(squeaking in feferi february by 3 minutes)
Based on one of my favorite paintings by Waterhouse, The Crystal Ball. Also apologies to Charles Rennie MacKintosh about the rose design. Still trying to remember how to draw.
Next day reblog!
armin cutting onions and eren violently stabbing the onions for making armin cry